Public Liabilty Insurance As The End draws Nigh
doubt heard the rumours that 2012 will chronicle the end of the Mayan
calendar, with many free-thinkers portending that this marks the end of
the world. Some attribute the end of days to be caused by a nearby sun
soon to go supernova; others believe a rogue planet on a collision
course with ours will spin the Earth completely off its axis, causing a
But before you dismiss my claims and have me declared a madman, please - hear me out, for your very lives will soon depend upon this knowledge. Already there are those out there who would rather have me committed to some ghastly insane asylum, locked away from the rest of the world to prevent me from sharing with you this secret that I now possess. So please, read on lest you ignore my pleas and fall victim to their evil schemes.
The insurance advisors are coming, but for now they
wait in the murky depths, always planning, always ready for their next
move... and they are always watching. They are fearless and will soon
act without remorse, unleashing their dreaded plans with a cunning
accuracy. And they will do so not with a rain of biblical fire and
brimstone that falls amidst the path of four mounted horsemen, but
rather a dirge of competitively priced public liability insurance
policies, delivered via smartly-dressed financial advisors.