Public Liabilty Insurance As The End
draws Nigh
You've no
doubt heard the rumours that 2012 will chronicle the end of the Mayan
calendar, with many free-thinkers portending that this marks the end of
the world. Some attribute the end of days to be caused by a nearby sun
soon to go supernova; others believe a rogue planet on a collision
course with ours will spin the Earth completely off its axis, causing a
cataclysmic event.
Whilst this may seem completely unbelievable, it turns out that the
Mayans were in fact correct, albeit not in the way many of us would have
expected. You see, the 2012 phenomenon actually marks a new age and the
dawn of a new era; one that will soon shatter the foundations of all
which you take for granted. Are you ready? Then let me begin.
The Mayans predicted that 2012 would mark the attack of the public
liability insurance advisors.
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But before you dismiss my claims and have me declared a
madman, please - hear me out, for your very lives will soon depend upon
this knowledge. Already there are those out there who would rather have
me committed to some ghastly insane asylum, locked away from the rest of
the world to prevent me from sharing with you this secret that I now
possess. So please, read on lest you ignore my pleas and fall victim to
their evil schemes.
The insurance advisors are coming, but for now they
wait in the murky depths, always planning, always ready for their next
move... and they are always watching. They are fearless and will soon
act without remorse, unleashing their dreaded plans with a cunning
accuracy. And they will do so not with a rain of biblical fire and
brimstone that falls amidst the path of four mounted horsemen, but
rather a dirge of competitively priced public liability insurance
policies, delivered via smartly-dressed financial advisors.
Whatever their ghastly end game may be with their excellently-priced
premiums is as yet unknown, but one thing's for sure: they will act
without mercy and will strike soon in the hearts of businesses and
professional contractors alike.
Heed my message well my friend, for soon your business, and your
insurance claims, may soon depend upon it.
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